Tuesday, July 22, 2014

UNN lecturer commits suicide

Tragedy struck at the Enugu Campus of the University of Nigeria,
(UNEC) last weekend as a lecturer at the institution's Law Faculty, Dr
Bede Opata, committed suicide over yet-to-be-ascertained reasons.

The lecturer who was (until his death) the son of a former
Commissioner in the old Anambra state, Chief Cletus Opata, hailed from
Nsukka area of Enugu state.
Informed sources at the university said the deceased had taken his
life in his apartment within the town on Saturday night but his body
was discovered on Sunday.

The 38-year-old Opata who held a Doctorate Degree in Law was said to
have been employed as a lecturer in the university in 2011.

(www.thisdaylive.com/articles/unn-lecturer-commits-suicide/184160/)

Thursday, July 17, 2014

How to keep your project safe from virus attack and for posterity.

A flash drive can get contaminated and need to be formatted anytime.
God forbids this happens a day to your Defence. Will you start writing
Chapter 1 again?

You can keep your project safe, long enough for your grandchildren to
see it, by following these steps:

1. After typing your project (even if it is just Chapter 1 alone),
save it on your computer or flash drive.

2. Sign in to your email account.

3. Compose an email with the Microsoft Word document (your project) as
an attachment.

4. Send the email to your other email address.

5. Star the email or create a PROJECT folder/label for it. Move the
email into the folder or apply the label to it. This will ensure easy
future reference.

* In case your flash has to be formatted, take the following steps:

1. Sign in to your email account and go to that folder/label.

2. Open the particular email.

3. Beside the attachment, click SCAN AND DOWNLOAD and wait for the
Microsoft Word document to be downloaded into your computer.

4. To have the document in your flash again, alight (using CTRL
A),copy and paste the document to a new MS Word document which you can
save to your flash and continue any necessary editing.

* Whenever you have to make any correction, save the latest version
into your email as described above.

*Another advantage of this method is that you can email a copy to
your friends and relatives who need a guide for their projects without
telling them to travel to collect your flash drive or hard copy.

"Countdown to Perdition" by Muda Atoyebi

Ajani Bankole, the crown prince of Iyeru Village, married Rolake
monogamously in church. They had true love for each other but they
had no child after 5 years of marriage. They were declared medically
fit everywhere they went. Ajani's people started pressing him to have
a second wife. Rolake too told him to but he disagreed, asking : "What
if the woman elects to give you no peace?" She replied," Why will she
do that? We will be like sisters, sharing equally without remorse. She
won't have cause to be angry". Ajani remarked: "What a simplistic
idea! If the world is as simple as you've stated, there won't be
envy,social upheavals and civil strifes".

Later on, an oracle said: "Rolake shall not have a child unless Ajani
marries another woman. But if he does,she shall get pregnant exactly 3
months after the new wife takes in". Ajani had no choice and he
married Awero under Native Law and Custom and brought her home. Awero
is black in complexion while Rolake has fair skin. The women
complemented each other.

The oracle's words were fulfilled. Awero bore a baby girl, Modupe,
while Rolake had a baby boy three months later. He was named Foluso
Adewole Bankole. Awero hated Rolake for having the first son, who will
inherit the throne after Ajani. Awero later had 2 sons ( Kola and
Soji) in quick succession. When Rolake got pregnant again, Awero went
to a witch-doctor who gave her a salt-like powder. It works and
vanishes and no doctor can detect it in a dead person.

The family ate supper and went to bed but Rolake never woke up again.
Neighbours observed that she was hale and hearty the previous day.
During her burial, Awero tried to jump into the grave 3 times and was
restrained. Foluso became an orphan at 3 years of age and the clan
decided to leave him in the custody of Ìyá, Ajani's aunt.

Àjàní lost interest in his home after Rolake's death and began
travelling often. Awero noticed this and felt unloved. Five years
later, she convinced Ajani to bring Foluso back home. "A father's
house shouldn't scare a child",she said. However, Iya warned him,
"That is a foolish move. You're merely going to expose the child to
the dangers that sent the mother prematurely to the grave".

Awero maltreated Foluso whenever Ajani travelled but he still
performed better in school than her three children. Being a full-time
housewife, Awero had all the time in the world to think bitter
thoughts and do evil.

One day, she went to the juju man who gave her the poison that killed
Rolake. She met Chief Lajide, a rich man, on the way. Chief Lajide
regularly used his gateman to procure youngsters who will be fed to a
mysterious python in his house. Awero got home, cooked rice and meat
for Foluso as his lunch and mixed the killer powder with it. She then
took Kola and Soji out for a picnic so that they won't mistakenly eat
the food. (She had sent Dupe to live with Iya in Iyeru months ago).
However, Dupe ran away from Iya, snatched the food from Foluso, ate as
much as she could, and threw the rest into the dustbin. She went to
her room to sleep and never woke up again.

Next, Awero sent Foluso to tell Chief Lajide," Mummy sent me to see
you about the arrangement". Chief Lajide was then to lure him to the
python's room. However, Foluso helped an old woman to carry her load
home and got there late. Awero got impatient and sent Kola there to
check, with the same words she used to send Foluso! Kola got there
before Foluso and was fed to the python. Foluso was sent back to tell
Awero that the deed had been done. Awero reported Kola missing.

Finally, Awero hired Pedro,a professional killer Lajide had told her
about. Pedro is protected by politicians and businessmen who use him
as a thug or a killer. "He is on the right bed in the left bedroon. My
son sleeps on the left bed. I will leave the front door open". Pedro's
foam rubber sandals made no sound as he entered the house and Awero
did not know he had come until the next day. However, just before
Pedro's arrival, Foluso went to the toilet and Soji sleepwalked to
his bed and slept off. After trying in vain to wake him up, Foluso
settled for Soji's bed. Pedro strangled the boy on the right bed,
Soji.

Now that her children were all dead, Awero ran mad and confessed her
atrocities: "You loved Rolake so I killed her. You love Foluso
too,more than you did my children because he was your first son, so I
planned to kill him, and I'll kill him yet". Ajani took Foluso's hand
and they fled from the house. Awero combed the house with a dagger in
her hands and eventually went naked into the streets.

Friday, July 04, 2014

Be safety conscious: call before you act on a text message

A lady's handbag (which
contained
her cell phone, credit card,
wallet etc) was stolen.20
minutes later, when she called
her husband from a pay
phone
telling him what had
happened,
the husband said , "I received your
text asking about our PIN
and I have replied a
little while ago".


When they rushed down to
their
bank, the bank staff told them
that money had been
withdrawn.The smart thief had actually
used the stolen cell phone to
text the husband in the contact
list and got hold of the PIN
number within the 20 minutes and
had withdrawn all the money
from their bank account.


NOTE:
There is nothing really wrong
in
disclosing the relationships
between
you and the people in your contact
list. I am not advocating for/against the use of names like
home, honey, hubby,
sweetheart, dad, mom, etc.
What's important here is, when
sensitive information is being
asked through text, confirm
by calling back. Let's be wise
and
sensitive.
Also, when you are being sent
text by friends or family to
meet them somewhere, be
sure
to call back to confirm that the
message came from them. If
you
don't reach them, be careful
about going places to meet
"family and friends" who text
you.

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Thursday, June 26, 2014

Woman gives birth after 14 years pregnancy!

Saturday June 7, 2014, will remain the happiest day in the life of
Mercy James. That was the day she miraculously gave birth to a baby
girl after 14 years of being pregnant.

Mercy, a single parent, said of her ordeal during the 14 years she was
pregnant but could not give birth: "When I first took in, I knew that
I was pregnant with signs and test that confirmed that I was. Four
months later, I went to hospital for another test, the result showed
that I wasn't pregnant, but had fibroid.
Subsequently, I began to experience bleeding, at least once a day.
Sometimes, my tummy would protrude in the semblance of pregnancy. I
went to different hospitals, and I kept on receiving the same result
that nothing was wrong with me. But deep down inside , I knew that all
was not well with me."

"So I was taken aback when a midwife told me I was pregnant. But
considering the test which showed I had fibroid, I was angry with the
midwife for giving me what I felt was a false prophecy of hope.
Thereafter, I started going from one church to another and from one
native doctor to the other. The results that I got from them all
remained the same. I became more feeble and confused that I prayed for
death to come. I went again to the midwife two years after and
complained to her about the pains that I was going through. She told
me again that it was not fibroid but pregnancy. She advised me to be
more prayerful so that God will deliver me from the hands of the
devil. I kept on praying and at the same time asking myself that," If
truly I'm pregnant, why is it that the baby was not kicking?".
I bought many concoctions that they said could cure fibroid and drank
them. I even drank 12 bottles of a local cleanser but to no avail.
This went on for years. Then God took pity on me and decided to wipe
my tears.

On the day I gave birth to my baby girl, I initially thought that
worms were trying to come out of my body not knowing that it was a
baby. This was what I told the midwife when we came to her. But after
examining me she told me to push.
I ignored her. I became unconscious for about 15 minutes and when I
regained consciousness, I heard the cry of a baby. I was surprised and
confused seeing my baby. I couldn't believe my eyes. Hmm,I thank God
for my life and that of my baby Miracle. I named her Miracle because
she is truly a miraculous child".

(www.vanguardngr.com/2014/06/incredible-woman-gives-birth-14-years-pregnancy/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter).

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Who really owns a man : his mother or his wife?

MOTHER : My son must obey me
unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1 yr.

WIFE : He sucks mine now
and sucked it for more than 5 yrs and is still sucking.

MOTHER : I
carried him for nine months.

WIFE: He was only 3.5 kg then, so
what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85 kg now.

MOTHER : He passed between my legs with pains.

WIFE : Hahaha, he only passed there once. He stays between my legs like
everyday and I scream with pains each night.


*Please, who owns a man ?

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

HOW TO REACTIVATE A YAHOO MAIL ACCOUNT YOU DEACTIVATED YOURSELF

On May 13,2014, I deactivated my Yahoo Mail account from a cyber cafe
because I couldn't sign in from my mobile phone. I was always told to
sign in from a computer and I don't have a PC or laptop. I removed the
account from my Facebook-connected email addresses and made one of my
Gmail accounts my new primary email. New Facebook notifications ended
up in my new primary email account.

When I deactivated the account,I was told the account would be deleted
by Yahoo in 90 days. It looked so long then. I later had second
thoughts on learning about mail forwarding. Why didn't I just adjust
the Yahoo account's settings so that all the emails will be forwarded
to my Gmail account for me to read on my phone? How do I reactivate
my mail now?


I tried various methods (e.g.trying to sign in with my username and
FORGOTTEN PASSWORD) . I tried to sign up with the same username but
was told the username had been taken (i.e.by me). That reassured me
that all is not lost.


On June 17,2014 (more than a month into the deactivation), I signed
in from a cafe ,using my usual username and password. Usually, I would
get INVALID ID/PASSWORD on doing this. But on this fateful day,I was
told my account had been deactivated and given the REACTIVATE button
to click. I was then given SIGN IN to click and it worked. I was able
to access all my emails (both before and during the deactivation
period) and forwarded some of them to my other email addresses.

BOTTOM LINE: You can always reactivate your Yahoo account before the
90-day period of grace expires. Perseverance is the key. Signing in
used to get me INVALID ID/PASSWORD,but it later worked. I don't know
about deleted accounts,though.

Motivational articles for people waiting for the fruit of the womb.

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