Woman sleeps with the wrong man in a bid to catch her "cheating" husband.

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went.


The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after
all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be
wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to
see how he acted when she wasn't around.


She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little
kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being
rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and
devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.


She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all!
Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would have for his behavior.


She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening
had been. He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, "You know. I didn't dance even one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...from what I heard,
the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"

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The wife obviously slept with the wrong man in her bid to catch her
husband. Don't be overly suspicious of your husband.

"Present your primary school certificates before getting salaries ", Osun government tells workers.

Hope of civil servants in Osun State to receive backlog of their
salary arrears appears dimmed as the state government, on Tuesday,
demanded the presentation of their primary school certificates for
screening before the payment of their salaries.

Tribune Online learnt that screening forms were given out to some of
the civil servants, on Tuesday, with specific instruction to attach
photocopies of their primary school certificates to the forms.
The development followed the decision of the state government to
organise another screening exercise to determine the actual number of
the state workforce, which is now to be handled by a consultant.
One of the top civil servants, who pleaded anonymity, informed Tribune
Online that a bulletin on the presentation of primary school
certificates by workers would be out on Wednesday to inform civil
servants about the development.
Efforts to get the reaction of the director, Bureau of Communication
and Strategy to the governor, Mr Semiu Okanlawon, on the issue proved
abortive as calls put through to his phone were not answered and a
text message sent to him was not replied.



























































































































































































http://tribuneonlineng.com/present-your-primary-school-certificates-getting-salaries-osun-government-tells-workers.

Buhari Moves To Close "Unessential" Nigerian Foreign Missions.

President Muhammadu Buhari said on Tuesday in Abuja that his administration would undertake a review of Nigerian foreign missions to determine those that are really essential.

Speaking after being briefed by the permanent secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Bulus Lolo, President Buhari said a presidential committee would soon be established to carry out the review.
The president said the review would determine the number of essential missions Nigeria needs to maintain abroad so that appropriate standards and quality can be maintained.

Nigeria currently has 119 foreign missions abroad, the permanent secretary said.
The country will spend N34billion to run the missions in 2015.
The president said there was no point in Nigeria operating missions all over the world "with dilapidated facilities and demoralized staff", when the need for some of the missions was questionable.

"Let's keep only what we can manage. We can't afford much for now. There's no point in pretending," President Buhari told Mr. Lolo and other officials of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
The president also called for the record of former government officials and other persons still using diplomatic and official passports illegally, saying his administration will take necessary action against them.
"Something has to be done so that we can get back our respectability as a country. Some people carry official passports and get involved in all sorts of negative acts. We need to do something about it," the president said.
Mr. Lolo told President Buhari that the challenges facing the Ministry of Foreign Affairs include the absence of a Foreign Service Commission, poor funding of foreign missions, policy inconsistencies and training deficiencies, among others.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com /news/headlines/189667-breaking-buhari-moves-to-close-unessential-nigerian-foreign-missions.html.

IGP orders nationwide arrest of persons inciting violence. 22 Biafran activists already arrested.

The Inspector General of Police (IGP), Mr Solomon Arase, has ordered an immediate clampdown on persons or groups of persons inciting violence and social disorder across the country.

This is contained in a statement issued by the Force Public Relations Officer, Olabisi Kolawole, acting Assistant Commissioner of Police, in Abuja on Thursday.
The statement explained that the directive became imperative because of recent activities of members of the Movement for the Actualisation of Sovereign States of Biafra (MASSOB) and the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) in some parts of the country.

It said that the order empowered the police to arrest anybody fomenting any act of violence or disorder, or any act inimical to the security of the nation.


The statement said that the following arrests had been made ; 4 in Anambra , 6 in Imo,11 in Delta, and 1 in Abia.
It further warned that all persons so arrested for inciting violence, irrespective of their class or status in the society would be charged to court accordingly.

(http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/igp-orders-nationwide-arrest-of-persons-inciting-violence/)