A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after
all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be
wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to
see how he acted when she wasn't around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little
kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being
rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and
devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all!
Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening
had been. He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, "You know. I didn't dance even one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...from what I heard,
the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
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The wife obviously slept with the wrong man in her bid to catch her
husband. Don't be overly suspicious of your husband.
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