Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Jokes

1.A salesman of a soft drinks company was sent to Saudi Arabia. Since he couldn't speak Arabic ,he used the poster above for advertisements. But the posters had the opposite effect --because the Arabs read from right to left! 2. HUSBAND:Honey, I have invited a friend home for dinner. WIFE:What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,all the dishes are dirty ,and I can't cook. HUSBAND: I know all that. I invited him because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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