Appreciate your wife

A man was tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through,so he prayed that her body be switched with his for a day.

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, the man awoke as a woman and his wife as a man.

He arose, cooked breakfast, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,fed them breakfast,packed their lunch boxes,drove them to school,came home and did the laundry. He went to the market and mended the little ones' uniforms. At 1 pm, he hurried to make the beds and sweep the whole house. He picked up the children from school,set out lunch and got them organized to do their homework.

At 4:3o pm, he began cooking supper. Later,he cleaned the kitchen, washed the dishes,folded laundry,bathed the children and put them to bed.

At 9 pm, he was exhausted but he still managed to make love with his mate.

The next morning,he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,"Lord, I was very wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please,let us trade back".

The Lord,in His infinite wisdom,replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait for nine months,though. You got pregnant last night".