How can someone carry 2 plots of land on her head without having headache?

The girl in this cartoon is wearing a 300 k Brazilian hair. The amount
is enough to get 2 plots of land in small towns, hence the old man's
joke.

3 policewomen stripped naked during arrest in Edo

Three female police officers who went to make an arrest at Oregbeni
quarters in Ikpoba-Okha local government area of Edo State were on
Wednesday beaten and stripped naked.



The police officers are currently receiving treatment at an
undisclosed hospital.



They were invited by a landlady in the area to arrest one of her
tenants when a fracas ensued.
The Nation gathered that trouble started when the tenant insisted on
taking her bath before going to the police station but the police
officers said she should follow them immediately.



A fracas ensued and other residents in the area joined the tenant to
beat and strip the police officers.
The landlady ,who gave her name as Mrs. Okebuse, said she invited the
police because she had given the tenants quit notice.
She said, "When the police came to make arrest, they started fighting
the police. I ran for my life and hid in the other compound."



An eyewitness said the landlady uses police to harass her tenants.
"The woman was taking her bath and the police officers refused to
allow the woman to take her bath," the eyewitness said.



The state's Police Commissioner, Foluso Adebanjo, who expressed
disappointment at the attack, said the police would not take the
attack likely.
Adebanjo said the attackers would be made to face the full wrath of the law.
He said suspects arrested have already been charged to court.



SOURCE: http://thenationonlineng.net
/new/edo-three-female-police-officers- stripped-in-public/

"Àbíkẹ́ onípàrágà" by I. O. Abiodun

Ladele marries Aduke and finds her to be a virgin. Aduke bears a set
of twins a year later. During the naming ceremony, Bosede (Ladele's
co-tenant and boss' wife) dances with Ladele intimately and Aduke
drags him away. Bosede is angry and tells her husband, Ajayi, that
Aduke mocked her on her childlessness and him on his short stature.
Ajayi has Ladele transferred from Ibadan to Ilorin. Bose advises Aduke
to stay behind because of her business.

Soon, Ladele starts dating Abike in Ilorin and doesn't visit Aduke
often. Abike gives Ladele a love potion to prevent him from "seeing"
(visiting or sleeping with) any other woman. From then on, Ladele
stops visiting Aduke.

After 6 months of not seeing Ladele, Aduke sends her sister ,Asake, to
check. Asake finds Ladele dancing with Abike during the naming
ceremony of their child. Asake tells her sister everything.

Aduke moves to Ilorin and lives with Abike and Ladele. Ladele stops
sleeping with her and cleaves to Abike alone. Aduke pretends to be
nice to Abike but eventually drowns Abike's baby in a bucket of water.
She also hides Kehinde (her child) and claims Abike kidnapped him.
Later on, Ladele rents a house and moves in with Abike, leaving Aduke
behind. He goes to Aduke's house every morning to give her money but
she wants sex.

One day, Aduke seeks out Abike and encourages school-children to call
her a husband-snatcher. Abike has another child, Aderopo (meaning
"Replacement"). Aduke renders Ladele impotent to prevent Abike from
having another child. Ladele is also sacked for lateness after Aduke
delayed him with a morning quarrel.

40 years later, Aderopo builds a house for his mother, Abike. At the
house-warming ceremony, Aduke boasts that Abike is not the only one
with a successful child and that her twins are coming from overseas
for the event. Just then, the news is brought that the twins had died
in an accident.

"ÀṢÍRÍ AMÒÒKÙNJALÈ TÚ!" LATI ỌWỌ́ KỌ́LÁ AKÍNLÀDÉ

Akangbe Orimoogunje, with the help of his first wife Adunni, became a
rich cocoa merchant at Ife. When wealth came, Adunni died and Akangbe
married Yewande,Asake and Folasade.

Akangbe became very ill and Osanyinbi was his personal doctor. When
Akangbe died ,only N140 was found in his safe. ₦60 000 had
disappeared! Duro (Akangbe's first child) was in his final year in
secondary school. Who is the thief?

Osanyinbi had a reputation for stealing goats and had landed in the
police station. Yewande is the only person Akangbe had ever given the
key to his safe to bring him money from the safe. Asake had once tried
to open the safe with a wrong key. Folasade, the youngest wife, was
living in her hometown,Gbongan. Who is the secret thief?

Duro wrote a letter to Akin Olusina (Ọlọ́fìn-ín-tótó) to resolve the
issue. Túndé Atọpinpin was also with Akin. Akin took Ilésanmí
(Adùnní's younger brother) along with him to Àkàngbé's house. It was
clear that the thief who stole Akangbe's money didn't break into the
safe but opened it with a key. Akin and Ilesanmi searched Asake's and
Yewande's rooms.

A woman gave Akin her card when they met at a market in Ife. The card
read: "Miss Felicia Olówólàgbà, N69/0078025, Ibadan". Felicia's
uncle, Ògúndélé, duplicates keys for a living. One day, he fights with
a customer, Jìnádù, for owing him N40. (Jìnádù had paid N20 instead of
N40.) Akin and a policeman, Pópó, settled the fight.

Akin, Tunde and Popo went to Ife. They saw Sade's picture at Akangbe's
house but didn't see her. They returned to Ibadan and learnt that
Ogundele had helped Felicia to duplicate the same key twice. After
much investigation, Akin and Tunde went to Felicia and she confessed.

Felicia said,"I stole the money so that I won't end up with nothing in
Orimoogunje's house. I had no child for him. If he dies, his property
will go to his children. I took Akangbe's key from under his pillow
and gave it to Ogundele to duplicate. I returned the original key to
his pillow and kept the duplicate. I duplicated another key and put
it secretly in Asake's pocket. She used this key to try the safe. I
paid the money into a bank in Ibadan as Felicia Olowolagba. There
wasn't Folasade Orimoogunje in the bank's records".

Akin promised not to leak Felicia (Folasade) 's secret if she returned
the money so that Orimoogunje's children can complete their schooling.
Felicia secretly returned the money into the safe. Alao, Akangbe's
brother, wrote a thank-you letter to Akin Olofintoto.

Sex is an invitation card.

Sex is an invitation card to children. Imagine that you are enjoying
life in your house when somebody invites you to an occasion. She
keeps reminding you of the date whenever you meet and even via the
Internet. On the D-day, you go to the venue only to be clubbed to
death by your host! How will you feel?

Even if you were raped, why not give birth and give the child up for
adoption instead of killing the innocent child while the rapists go
scotfree?

It is a woman's duty to close her legs or use protection when
she isn't ready for motherhood or has had enough children. She is the
only one who will risk her life and fertility in an abortion if she
allows herself to be sweet-talked into sex before she is ready.

Before sleeping with a man (even if he is your own husband), ask
yourself: Will I be able to rear this child alone if this man deserts
me or asks me to abort? If your answer is No, zip up or use
protection.

Experiment to determine whether a blocked person can still see your posts shared by mutual friends

AIM: To determine whether those you block can see your posts shared
by mutual friends.

*This experiment is to be carried out with a Facebook friend.

STEPS TO FOLLOW:1. Use your Facebook account to block one of your
friend's other Facebook friends. (Make sure the blocked friend is not
your friend too, or you'll have to send another friend request and
explain your pranks to a bewildered friend).

2. Tell your friend to share one of the friend's posts and photos
from his account.

3. Check whether you can see the shared post and photo from your account.

4. Unblock the person.

RESULTS: You won't see any of the blocked person's posts or photos ,
even if you check your friend's timeline from your account. But your
friend will see the "A shared B's post" on his timeline from his
account.

CONCLUSION: He/she can't see your posts as well. Blocking someone
also blocks you from seeing his/her timeline, though you can unblock
at will.

What technology did you expect would be available now that isn't?

1. A device that could tell when NEPA would interrupt the power supply.

2. Batteries that would last forever.

3. A device that will transmit your thoughts.

4. Downloading food with free Mb from the Internet. For example, with
Glo's ₦5-for-5-Mb-daily GBam plan, think of the amount of food you
can eat with ₦5.

5. Technology to make cars fly in air and swim on water . (This will
be especially useful during wars, natural disasters,etc.)

6. A device that makes wishes come true.

7. A device that can read other people's minds. This will prevent a
lot of crimes, heartbreaks and exam failures.

8. A SLAP button on Facebook for people who post trash to be slapped
to a state of pulp.

9. A device that can predict the future correctly.

10. Generator that runs on water only.

11. Vehicles that can drive themselves without colliding with other
road users (including reckless drivers and careless pedestrians).

12. A photocopier that reproduces ₦1,000 notes as genuinely and with
all embedded security features in the original as possible.

13. A machine you wear on your head while sleeping that records your
dreams for you to watch later.

14. A time machine that allows you to travel into your past to correct
all the wrongs and into your future to make it brighter.

15. A device that you'll put your head in as a woman and will give you
your well-made million braids in seconds.

*Feel free to add yours.