Sunday, September 28, 2014

What technology did you expect would be available now that isn't?

1. A device that could tell when NEPA would interrupt the power supply.

2. Batteries that would last forever.

3. A device that will transmit your thoughts.

4. Downloading food with free Mb from the Internet. For example, with
Glo's ₦5-for-5-Mb-daily GBam plan, think of the amount of food you
can eat with ₦5.

5. Technology to make cars fly in air and swim on water . (This will
be especially useful during wars, natural disasters,etc.)

6. A device that makes wishes come true.

7. A device that can read other people's minds. This will prevent a
lot of crimes, heartbreaks and exam failures.

8. A SLAP button on Facebook for people who post trash to be slapped
to a state of pulp.

9. A device that can predict the future correctly.

10. Generator that runs on water only.

11. Vehicles that can drive themselves without colliding with other
road users (including reckless drivers and careless pedestrians).

12. A photocopier that reproduces ₦1,000 notes as genuinely and with
all embedded security features in the original as possible.

13. A machine you wear on your head while sleeping that records your
dreams for you to watch later.

14. A time machine that allows you to travel into your past to correct
all the wrongs and into your future to make it brighter.

15. A device that you'll put your head in as a woman and will give you
your well-made million braids in seconds.

*Feel free to add yours.

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