JOKE OF THE DAY: Every wedding has objectors.

                                         Nobody is perfect. There is no wedding that doesn't have objectors. Every married couple was just lucky that none of the objectors heard of their wedding plans until it was too late.   Wedding banns are normally proclaimed in churches or pasted on registry notice boards. Also, the couple-to-be would give out their invitation cards (which include only their surnames and other names but no photos) to their friends , co-workers, etc about a month or two in advance.   Imagine a prospective groom or bride posting the notice in the photo below on Facebook 2 months to the wedding date.   I'm sure the couple's Facebook inboxes will be full of objections within a week. There is no adult male or female who has not broken some hearts before getting married. Even a virgin couple would have offended some people in other ways (e.g. by turning down their advances) and would be lied against , using a pseudonym Facebook account.

"The name Jesus" by Deborah Ibrahim.

SOLO: At the name of Jesus,all knees must bow.
Oyin mọmọ ado,orukọ Jesu oyin ni. (=Jesus' name is sweet like honey)
Iku gb'orukọ Rẹ,o sa. Arun gb'orukọ Rẹ, o pofo. (=Death hears His
name and flees. Disease hears His name and loses).
Oyin mọmọ ado,orukọ Jesu oyin ni. (=Jesus' name is sweet like honey)
[Jesu (3x),orukọ Rẹ ti niyin to ni gbogbo aye] (2x) [= Jesus(3x),how
excellent your name is in all the earth!]
Iku gb'orukọ Rẹ,o sa. Arun gb'orukọ Rẹ, o pofo. (=Death hears His
name and flees. Disease hears His name and loses).
Oyin mọmọ ado,orukọ Jesu oyin ni. (=Jesus' name is sweet like honey)


BRIDGE (SPEECH): He has been given the Name that is above every other name,
that at the name of Jesus,every knee must bow and every tongue confess
that Jesus is Lord.
ALL: Oyin mọmọ ado,orukọ Jesu oyin ni. (=Jesus' name is sweet like honey)
Iku gb'orukọ Rẹ,o sa. Arun gb'orukọ Rẹ, o pofo. (=Death hears His
name and flees. Disease hears His name and loses).
Oyin mọmọ ado,orukọ Jesu oyin ni. (=Jesus' name is sweet like honey)

"Olórí kọ́kọ́rọ́" (The master key) , by Bukola Bekes.

CHORUS: Olori kọkọrọ , Baba, fi fun mi. (= Father, give me
the master key)
Kọkọrọ to n ṣsilẹkun ire. (= the key that opens the door of good
things) Gbogbo ọna ta ti ti mọ mi. (=All the doors barred
against me)
Ba mi ṣsi wọn k'ogo rẹ yọ l'aye mi. (=Help me
open them so that your glory will show in my life.)

SOLO: Emi ti gbe oju mi sori oke wọnni. (=I have lifted up my
eyes to the hills)
Nibi ti iranlọwọ mi wa. ( =where my help is)
Baba, tete dide iranlọwọ fun mi. (=Father,quickly rise to my help)
Ko gbe mi de ibi to ga j'ọta mi lọ (=Place me far above my enemies).

(CHORUS)

CALL: Mo ti gba a (=I have collected it)
RESPONSE: Kọkọrọ mi (=my key)
CALL: Ta lo fi fun ọ? (=Who gave it to you?)
RESPONSE: Jesu lo fi fun mi. (Jesus gave it to me)
CALL: Mo ti d'oloriire o. (=I have become a lucky person)
RESPONSE:Mo ti soriire. (=I have become lucky)
CALL: Lorukọ Jesu (In Jesus' name)
RESPONSE: Ire mi de (My blessing has come)
CALL: Orukọ t'iku gbọ to sa wọ'gbo lọ (=The name which Death heard
and ran into the forest)
RESPONSE: Aye, ẹ ba mi yọ (Everybody,rejoice with me)
CALL: Mo ti d'oloriire (I have become a lucky person)
RESPONSE: Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).
CALL: Ire ọmọ,ire alaafia,o ti wọle mi wa. (The blessings of
children and good health have come to me)
RESPONSE: Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).
CALL: Mo ti kuro ni tẹnanti. Mo ti di landlord. (I'm no longer a
tenant. I have become a landlord)
RESPONSE:Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).
CALL: Ẹ ba mi dupẹ. Mo ti ra mọto tuntun. (Rejoice with me. I have
bought a new vehicle)
RESPONSE:Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).

ALL: Ariwo ayọ la n fẹ. Ariwo ayọ nile wa. (We want shouts of joy,
shouts of joy in our homes)
CALL: Baba ibeji, ẹ ku ewu ọmọ. (Father of twins,congrats)
RESPONSE: Ariwo ayọ nile wa. (Shouts of joy in our homes)
CALL: Ọkọ ati iyawo,ẹ ku oriire. (Groom and bride, congrats)
RESPONSE: Ariwo ayọ nile wa. (Shouts of joy in our homes)
CALL: Visa America rẹ ti de. (Your American visa has come through)
RESPONSE:Ariwo ayọ nile wa. (Shouts of joy in our homes)
CALL: Lorukọ Jesu (In Jesus' name)
RESPONSE: Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).
CALL: Ẹ ki mi ku oriire. O ti de (3x) [ Congratulate me. It has
come(3x) ]
RESPONSE: Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).
CALL: Ẹ wo kọkọrọ moto ti mo sẹsẹ gbe de lati London. (See the keys
of the vehicle I just brought in from London)
RESPONSE:Ire mi de. Aye,ẹ ba mi yọ (My blessing has come.
Everybody,rejoice with me).
ALL:Ariwo ayọ la n fẹ. Ariwo ayọ nile wa. (We want shouts of joy,
shouts of joy in our homes)

How to draw Maths diagrams with WPS office.

Even if you don't have a computer ,you can still draw Maths diagrams
with WPS Office on your Android smartphone . Download Photo Wonder and
the latest version of WPS office (which has "Sharing by Screenshots"
on its Writer) from Google Play. Then follow the steps in the picture
below ( which was created using the same procedure I am about to teach
you).

The borrower is the slave of the lender (Proverbs 22:7)

Most of us use mobile phones and recharge them or borrow credit once
in a while. These mobile networks have a lot to teach us about the
evils of borrowing. Let me use Glo and Airtel as examples.


When you borrow N100 credit from Glo,you will be given only N85. That
is, N15 is charged as interest . If you use *323*pin# to load N100
credit, you will get an empty main balance plus N400 bonus, but Glo
will not deduct your debt from the bonus. It will wait for you to dial
*123*pin# (getting N100 instead of N400 ) before clearing your debt.
In short, you have lost N315 extra (N15 interest + N300 from bonus)
because you borrowed N100 from Glo.


The same applies to Airtel. Dialing *555*pin# gives you 6 times
your recharge as bonus, but Airtel will not deduct your N100 debt from
the N600 bonus. It will wait for you to dial *126*pin# (getting N100
instead of N600) . Mind you, you were given only N90 out of the N100
you borrowed. Therefore, the ripoff = N10 interest + N500 from bonus =
N510.


You can continue getting bonuses without paying your debt, but you
won't be allowed to borrow when you are in an emergency. It may be
months later, when you have forgotten the debt .


Let us try to avoid borrowing as much as we can. May God help us.

The bus stop doesn’t matter; your relationship with the driver does .

A boy stood on a sidewalk waiting for a bus.
A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle advice.
"Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus ,you need to move to
the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers."
"It's OK," said the boy. "I'll just wait right here and the bus will
stop for me."
The man repeated his advice, but the boy never moved.
Just then, the bus appeared.
Amazingly, the bus pulled over to where the boy stood and he hopped in.
The man on the sidewalk stood speechless.
The boy turned around in the doorway and said,
"Mister, I knew the bus would stop here, because the bus driver is my dad!"
When you've got a relationship with the bus driver, you don't need a bus stop.
If you've given your heart to the King of Kings, you're in a royal
family of unspeakable proportions.
Today I would like to remind you that when you know the Driver of your
life you can take the bus of life anywhere.
He will stop and pick you up where people think it is not possible.
Some are thinking that you are not in the right frame of mind, or the
right position or the right career to succeed but this will change
when the success giver is your father and friend.
Whether you are unemployed, broke, single or married, or childless or
divorced, or widowed.
What matters is that you know Him who is able to do exceedingly
abundantly above what we can think or even imagine.
However, the BIG question is :
"Is the Driver your Father?"
"Are you still His child? You can only get that privilege if He is your Father.
He can bypass protocols because you are His child.
He has done it before.
He can do it AGAIN and AGAIN.
And guess what?
It does not matter what anybody feels or thinks.
Enjoy the ride with your Father.

Maths puzzle

P + Q = 99, where P and Q are both prime numbers.
(a) Find P and Q. (b) Why are you sure that your answer is the only
correct one?

SOLUTION.

(a) The numbers are 2 and 97.
(b) odd + odd = even.
Even + even = even.
Odd + even = odd.
Since 99 is an odd number, one of the numbers P and Q must be even. 2
is the only even prime number, so one of the numbers is 2. Therefore,
the other number is 99 - 2 = 97.
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