"Jesus may not come again;he was probably drunk when he made that promise". --Vatican.

According to spokesperson for the Vatican, Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore,
the second coming of Jesus, the only son of God, may not happen
after all.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore has officially announced that this year's
1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican's last in regards to waiting
for the Lord to return to Earth. But he urged followers to still
continue with their faith, regardless of the news.



Cardinal Salvadore said, "We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the
looks of it. It's been ages .He's probably flat out doing other really
good things for people somewhere else."


In John 14:1-3 of the Bible, Jesus promised his disciples that he
would come again: "There are many homes up where my Father lives, and
I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready,
then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where
I am. If this weren't so, I would tell you plainly."


Cardinal explained Jesus' broken promise saying that he was probably
drinking wine at the time when he made the comments. "Having the
ability to turn water into wine has its ups and its downs. We all make
promises we can't keep when we're drunk. Jesus was no different,"
added Cardinal Salvadore.


The church said it will now focus attention on rebuilding its
reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the
Saviour's second coming.


SOURCE: m.naij.com/news/65202.html .