Monday, December 25, 2023
DID YOU NOTICE THESE THINGS ABOUT JESUS' BIRTH?
Thursday, November 23, 2023
Mamser songs for children
Saturday, November 11, 2023
"Place called Estherville" by Erskine Caldwell.
Thursday, October 19, 2023
"Kòkúmọ́ ọmọ ọ̀dọ̀ àgbà" ( a play by Àkòfẹ́ Adéníyì).
Wednesday, October 11, 2023
"The Incorruptible Judge " by Olu Owolabi
Mr James Adé Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí is an Establishment Officer in a Government Department. Àjàlá Òní, a young school-leaver, discusses with his classmate, Fẹ́mi Àjànàkú, outside the office. Femi works at A.B. & Co. , where his father is a manager. Ajala is applying for the post of a third-class clerk in Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí's department. Femi waits outside while Ajala goes into the office. Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí offers him the job but asks for a £5 bribe before he can get his employment letter. He gives Ajala a 3-day ultimatum evetn after learning that he is poor. Femi advises him to report the matter to the police.
The following day, Ajala comes back, pays the money and gets the employment letter. He coughs as he leaves the office. Detective-Sergeant Agbonifo Okoro then enters the office and accuses Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí of bribery. The 5 marked notes are found in Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí's pocket and he is arrested after trying to (a) chew and swallow the notes (b)bribe the officer.
After being released on bail , Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí visits his friend , Mr Eniola Durodayo (the father-in-law to Mr Justice Faderin, who will hear the case the following Wednesday). Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí claims that he didn't collect any bribe. Mr Durodayo sends for his daughter, Mama Tunji, to influence her husband with 25 guineas. She explains that her husband doesn't take bribes. When they disbelieve her, she asks them to come and talk to him themselves.
The judge refuses to be bribed by both his father-in-law and Chief Bọ́bamẹ̀tọ́ (who brought 50 guineas from Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí). He politely tells both men to let him do justice to the case before him. He is now sure that Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí is guilty of (and addicted to) bribery and corruption.
In court, Anthony Lawanson is the Prosecution Counsel while Dúró Arógunmátìdí is the Defence Counsel. The Jury returns a guilty verdict. Mr Agbàlọ́wọ́mèrí is sentenced to 3 years imprisonment (aside the loss of his job and retirement benefits). He really proves to be a "taker from the poor" (the English meaning of his Yoruba name) for demanding a £5 bribe from a penniless school-leaver despite earning not less than £1 000 a year (after 20 years of service).
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Sunday, July 16, 2023
" Three Plays" by J. P. Clark
1. "Songs of a goat"
Zifa and his wife (Ebiere) have a son (Dode) but can't have another child. Zifa is the impotent one but he covers up by sending his wife to a masseur for treatment. The masseur advises the couple to allow Zifa's younger brother (Tonye) to impregnate the wife but both shudder at the idea. Zifa has a half-possessed aunt named Orukorere. One day ,she runs out of the house, claiming to hear the cry of a goat attacked by a leopard. Nobody else hears the cry. Her nephews lock her up while the neighbours gossip on the curse afflicting the family : the aunt is mad and her nephew, Zifa, has become impotent. One day, Zifa is away fishing and the others are at home. Ebiere spanks Dode on the head while bathing him and Tonye rebukes her. Tonye and Ebiere end up in physical combat. As Dode puts it, "they dragged each other over the doorstep, and now the door is slammed behind them". Orukorere can't separate them. Later on, Zifa suspects an affair between Tonye and Ebiere as Ebiere now sees Tonye as a man and not a boy. She obeys him without consulting Zifa. Ebiere gets pregnant for Tonye and suggests they run away. Before they could, Zifa chases Tonye with a cutlass. Tonye escapes into his room and then hangs himself. Ebiere faints and miscarries while Zifa drowns himself. Neighbours pour in to console the survivors, Dode and Orukorere.
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2. "The Masquerade".
Titi, a girl from a Niger Delta creek, is getting married to Tufa (a stranger). According to neighbours, Tufa is shopping when he sees Titi. Enthralled by her beauty, he tosses the fabrics he bought at her feet and himself last on the heap. His wealth has won her heart. However, none of the neighbours knows who the stranger is or where he comes from. The neighbours connect the wedding with an old tale about a girl who married a stranger, who later turned into a python. The girl's childhood lover killed the python. They relate the story before Diribi (Titi's father) but he snubs them. Later on, Diribi and Umuko have second thoughts about Tufa because they hear that his father had him with his brother's wife (i.e. Tufa's aunt). Tufa's father has hanged himself then while the brother has walked into the sea. Tufa's Mum has died at childbirth. However, Titi disapproves of this withdrawal of consent after the wedding ceremony, when she is due to follow Tufa home the next day. The next day, Titi is nowhere to be found. Diribi later goes out to search for her and shoots her in anger. Tufa escapes but he later meets Diribi and they fight. Diribi shoots Tufa, who staggers to his death.
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3. "The Raft"
Olotu, Kengide, Ogro and Ibobo are lumbermen taking a raft down the River Niger. Their boat goes adrift and the raft they are on gets into a whirlpool. Later the raft breaks into two and separates Olotu from the rest. Olotu is swept out to sea while Ogro, who jumps into water and swims to a coming ship for rescue, is chopped to pieces by the ship's stern-wheeler. Ibobo and Kengide sight land before a fog descends on them. They now shout, "We're adrift".
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Thursday, June 22, 2023
"Erin Lákátabú" (a novel by Débọ̀ Awẹ́)
CHAPTER 1: The teachers in the school attended by Déolú, Chief Saba's son, use the students to farm more often than necessary. It is the new principal who now limits each class' farm work to its Agric period, to the delight of many students and their parents. The first principal of the school is Mr Pọ̀jù, who is transferred after spending only 2 months. Next is Mr Àjàgbé, who dies after spending 3 months. The 3rd principal is Cleric Ògúndélé, who is retired after spending only 2 months. It is 8 months after this that the school gets the principal who reduced the students' farm work.
CHAPTER 2: Mr Àlùkò studied CRS before doing his national youth service in Port Harcourt. His wife, Àníkẹ́, is very supportive during his long spell of joblessness. Láyí and Àlùkò frequent Ibadan countless times before Àlùkò gets his employment letter as a teacher with the help of Ọsọbùú. Àlùkò promises to link Láyí too to Ọsọbùú for help in getting the job.
CHAPTER 3: The road to Àlùkò's school from Ilesa is bumpy. The students (and even some teachers) are unmannerly and not properly dressed. When Àlùkò tells Láyí his experience, Láyí openly envies him, saying he has been to 13 schools without getting an endorsement letter. He has to bribe a certain principal with 50 naira before getting the letter.
CHAPTER 4: Three weeks into Àlùkò's stay at Àjọdá Grammar School, the principal (Mr Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀) holds a staff meeting, where he allocates classes and subjects to the teachers, appoints school prefects and exhorts the teachers to be hardworking. One day, during a students' football match, the vice principal (Mr Fìjàbí) badmouths Mr Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀ to Mr Àlùkò (who secretly identifies him as the real problem). Àìná (Mrs Àlùkò) agrees with her husband's viewpoint on this .
CHAPTER 5: Mr Àlùkò does not tolerate any nonsense from the students, to the delight of Mr Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀. The other teachers feel that he will calm down with time. Many parents complain about him but the principal supports him.
CHAPTER 6: The teachers order the students to cut grass ahead of the military governor's visit round all the LGAs in the state. As Mr Àlùkò is apportioning each student's section to him or her, some girls plan to bewitch him into dating them. Some boys also plan to place charms on his chair but he is unharmed by it. While Símbì is pouring water on Mr Àlùkò's chalk-soiled hands after a lesson one day, her love charms work on him and they start dating. Many other teachers have several girlfriends among their students.
CHAPTER 7: During the school's Mock SSCE CRS exam, Símbì is caught cheating and says Mr Àlùkò leaked the live questions to her. He also faces charges of going for further studies without government permission. This 2nd charge requires him to refund his 6 month's salaries but is eventually resolved.
CHAPTER 8: Láyí prepares Àlùkò for his interrogation over Símbì's matter with the right mock questions and answers. As a result, Àlùkò scales the hurdle and the cheating students are punished. Later on, Fìjàbí confesses to being behind the 2nd charge to punish Àlùkò and Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀ for their "arrogance".
CHAPTER 9: The people of Àjọdá are unhappy over the merger of their school with that of Ìjokòdó, near Oko-
Alábà. This is because only the JSS classes will be left in Àjọdá while Ìjokòdó takes the SSS classes. Ìjokòdó is 2 km away from Àjọdá. Though the Ìjokòdó Grammar School started 4 years earlier than the Àjọdá school, the latter school is more developed. This demotion therefore pains the elders of Àjọdá. Fìjàbí expects Fálànà (the Ìjokòdó principal) to be the overall principal of both schools. However, Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀ and Fìjàbí are retained as the principal and the vice principal respectively, while Fálànà and his deputy are posted to Asípa and Ọlọ́ọ́dẹ.
CHAPTER 10: Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀'s relocation of students between both towns work, unlike Fálànà's earlier attempts before his transfer. However, Fìjàbí is a thorn in Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀'s flesh.
CHAPTER 11: Láyí visits Àlùkò and recounts his ordeal in his own school. "The schools board posted Apara as principal without transferring Olútáyọ̀ away first. Apara used his being an indigene of Kújọ̀ọ̀rẹ́ town to badmouth Olútáyọ̀ to the townspeople. As a result, the people came to foment trouble in the school. The principal wasn't around then so they attacked some teachers. Ògúnníran was hospitalized after the attack while the rest of us were taken away to safety in a woman's car".
CHAPTER 12: At his grandfather's funeral, Àlùkò discovers that Fìjàbí is his second cousin. From then on, Àlùkò uses the opportunity to advise Fìjàbí over his poor relationship with Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀. However, Fìjàbí turns deaf ears to all his advice.
CHAPTER 13: Two weeks to the beginning of the second-term exams, 2 inspectors and 4 auditors from Ibadan besiege the school. They discover that Fìdípọ̀tẹ̀ is innocent of the charges (of collection of illegal levies and leaking live questions to a female student) levelled against him by Fìjàbí. Instead, Fìjàbí himself is discovered to have been borrowing money from the school account without repayment and planning to abort a pregnancy for Wẹ̀mímọ́, a female student. As a result, Fìjàbí is retired without any pension or gratuity after 28 years of service.
This novel teaches us against unbridled ambition and rancour.
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