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Office makes USA Today's 2013 "Best Apps for Mobile Phones and
Tablets" list} 【THE BEST CHOICE FOR YOUR MOBILE OFFICE】 ★ Rich editing
features! All is FREE! ★ Small Size, Stable Operation, and Special
interface! ★ Support 23 kinds of files, including
DOC/DOCX/TXT/XLS/XLSX/PPT/PPTX/PDF ★ Built-in file manager that can
automatically organize your office document ★ Tight integration with
the mail application ★ Support cloud storages such as Google Drive,
Dropbox, Box.net and other services with WebDAV protocol ★ A variety
of gestures operations, which make your work more interesting ★
Support different Read Mode which be closer to the users' need.

SPECIAL FEATURES: 【FILE MANAGEMENT: Support for viewing and switching
multi-documents.
【WRITER:Can view and edit documents in Page-Layout or Web-Layout.
◇Bookmark and rapid positioning features.
◇Save document as PDF .
◇Spell Check .◇Print feature .◇Manual Paint, Comment and Revise. ◇Rich
formatting features including bold, italics, underline, font color,
alignment, tables, alignment, header, footer, word count, find &
replace, full-screen, etc.
◇Insert Picture feature, and support picture operations like deleting,
rotating, moving, zoom, wrapping, etc.
◇Display a variety of graphic objects, equation, symbol, number and
tables wrap effects .
【SPREADSHEETS:Custom input keyboard, which supports for inserting and
editing formulas .
※Insert Charts,such as Column, Bar, Line, Pie, etc.
※Include filter, sort, cell, fill, find & replace, wrap, format
painter, freeze panes, autosum features, etc.
※Support complex cell format setting, including General, Numerical,
Date,Text, Alignment, Font Size and other useful features.
※Quick Calculation feature of back-panel.
※Support for speedy dialing of selected numbers and sending emails.
※Insert, view and delete comments.
※Support Print documents and the output of PS, PDF formats.
【PRESENTATION.
★ Shared Play with Wifi, Wifi Direct or hotspot network.
◇With thumbnails list like PC Office, for convenient slide switch .
◇Compatible with the SmartArt display.
◇Bullets and Numbers, Frame, Paragraph and Quick Style .
◇Support for inserting and editing shapes, text box, pictures and notes.
◇Display charts and tables.
◇Slide Layout feature.
◇Variety of play modes and laser pointer display.
【PDF
】 ※Support bookmarks insertion and positioning ※Read memory ※Zoom. ※Full-screen.
【OTHER KEY FEATURES】 - Support external Bluetooth keyboard and USB
keyboard input - Support external keyboard shortcuts (Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V,
Ctrl-S, etc. And we are adding more) - Encrypted document - Support
the display of Arabic documents - Display history files as photos wall
- Desktop Widget Kingsoft Office will apply for access to: 1.Your
messages. For help to read email attachments with this app.
2.Storage. For that you can modify or delete the documents of your SD card.
3.Network communication. For full network access.
4.System tools. For that you can create a personal hotspot when using
shareplay. Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Kingsoft Office Team.

(from www.9apps.com/wor/prd/prd/tecno-P5-Unabletu-338288.html)


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It concerns you.

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his
wife open a mousetrap package. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse
announced, "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in
the house!..." The chicken, the pig and the cow expressed their
sympathies for the mouse but said it doesn't concern them personally.

That night, the trap caught the tail of a venomous snake. The farmer's
wife went to check the trap in the darkness and got bitten. She was
rushed to the hospital and returned with a fever. The chicken was
killed to make soup for the woman's fever. When her sickness continued
and more people came to sit with her round the clock, the pig was
butchered to feed them. When she eventually died, the cow was killed
for her funeral.

The mouse survived while the It-doesn't-concern-me animals did not.
===========================
When next you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't
concern you, remember that an injury to one is an injury to all. We
must be our brother's keeper and make an extra effort to encourage one
another.

How can someone carry 2 plots of land on her head without having headache?

The girl in this cartoon is wearing a 300 k Brazilian hair. The amount
is enough to get 2 plots of land in small towns, hence the old man's
joke.

3 policewomen stripped naked during arrest in Edo

Three female police officers who went to make an arrest at Oregbeni
quarters in Ikpoba-Okha local government area of Edo State were on
Wednesday beaten and stripped naked.



The police officers are currently receiving treatment at an
undisclosed hospital.



They were invited by a landlady in the area to arrest one of her
tenants when a fracas ensued.
The Nation gathered that trouble started when the tenant insisted on
taking her bath before going to the police station but the police
officers said she should follow them immediately.



A fracas ensued and other residents in the area joined the tenant to
beat and strip the police officers.
The landlady ,who gave her name as Mrs. Okebuse, said she invited the
police because she had given the tenants quit notice.
She said, "When the police came to make arrest, they started fighting
the police. I ran for my life and hid in the other compound."



An eyewitness said the landlady uses police to harass her tenants.
"The woman was taking her bath and the police officers refused to
allow the woman to take her bath," the eyewitness said.



The state's Police Commissioner, Foluso Adebanjo, who expressed
disappointment at the attack, said the police would not take the
attack likely.
Adebanjo said the attackers would be made to face the full wrath of the law.
He said suspects arrested have already been charged to court.



SOURCE: http://thenationonlineng.net
/new/edo-three-female-police-officers- stripped-in-public/

"Àbíkẹ́ onípàrágà" by I. O. Abiodun

Ladele marries Aduke and finds her to be a virgin. Aduke bears a set
of twins a year later. During the naming ceremony, Bosede (Ladele's
co-tenant and boss' wife) dances with Ladele intimately and Aduke
drags him away. Bosede is angry and tells her husband, Ajayi, that
Aduke mocked her on her childlessness and him on his short stature.
Ajayi has Ladele transferred from Ibadan to Ilorin. Bose advises Aduke
to stay behind because of her business.

Soon, Ladele starts dating Abike in Ilorin and doesn't visit Aduke
often. Abike gives Ladele a love potion to prevent him from "seeing"
(visiting or sleeping with) any other woman. From then on, Ladele
stops visiting Aduke.

After 6 months of not seeing Ladele, Aduke sends her sister ,Asake, to
check. Asake finds Ladele dancing with Abike during the naming
ceremony of their child. Asake tells her sister everything.

Aduke moves to Ilorin and lives with Abike and Ladele. Ladele stops
sleeping with her and cleaves to Abike alone. Aduke pretends to be
nice to Abike but eventually drowns Abike's baby in a bucket of water.
She also hides Kehinde (her child) and claims Abike kidnapped him.
Later on, Ladele rents a house and moves in with Abike, leaving Aduke
behind. He goes to Aduke's house every morning to give her money but
she wants sex.

One day, Aduke seeks out Abike and encourages school-children to call
her a husband-snatcher. Abike has another child, Aderopo (meaning
"Replacement"). Aduke renders Ladele impotent to prevent Abike from
having another child. Ladele is also sacked for lateness after Aduke
delayed him with a morning quarrel.

40 years later, Aderopo builds a house for his mother, Abike. At the
house-warming ceremony, Aduke boasts that Abike is not the only one
with a successful child and that her twins are coming from overseas
for the event. Just then, the news is brought that the twins had died
in an accident.

"ÀṢÍRÍ AMÒÒKÙNJALÈ TÚ!" LATI ỌWỌ́ KỌ́LÁ AKÍNLÀDÉ

Akangbe Orimoogunje, with the help of his first wife Adunni, became a
rich cocoa merchant at Ife. When wealth came, Adunni died and Akangbe
married Yewande,Asake and Folasade.

Akangbe became very ill and Osanyinbi was his personal doctor. When
Akangbe died ,only N140 was found in his safe. ₦60 000 had
disappeared! Duro (Akangbe's first child) was in his final year in
secondary school. Who is the thief?

Osanyinbi had a reputation for stealing goats and had landed in the
police station. Yewande is the only person Akangbe had ever given the
key to his safe to bring him money from the safe. Asake had once tried
to open the safe with a wrong key. Folasade, the youngest wife, was
living in her hometown,Gbongan. Who is the secret thief?

Duro wrote a letter to Akin Olusina (Ọlọ́fìn-ín-tótó) to resolve the
issue. Túndé Atọpinpin was also with Akin. Akin took Ilésanmí
(Adùnní's younger brother) along with him to Àkàngbé's house. It was
clear that the thief who stole Akangbe's money didn't break into the
safe but opened it with a key. Akin and Ilesanmi searched Asake's and
Yewande's rooms.

A woman gave Akin her card when they met at a market in Ife. The card
read: "Miss Felicia Olówólàgbà, N69/0078025, Ibadan". Felicia's
uncle, Ògúndélé, duplicates keys for a living. One day, he fights with
a customer, Jìnádù, for owing him N40. (Jìnádù had paid N20 instead of
N40.) Akin and a policeman, Pópó, settled the fight.

Akin, Tunde and Popo went to Ife. They saw Sade's picture at Akangbe's
house but didn't see her. They returned to Ibadan and learnt that
Ogundele had helped Felicia to duplicate the same key twice. After
much investigation, Akin and Tunde went to Felicia and she confessed.

Felicia said,"I stole the money so that I won't end up with nothing in
Orimoogunje's house. I had no child for him. If he dies, his property
will go to his children. I took Akangbe's key from under his pillow
and gave it to Ogundele to duplicate. I returned the original key to
his pillow and kept the duplicate. I duplicated another key and put
it secretly in Asake's pocket. She used this key to try the safe. I
paid the money into a bank in Ibadan as Felicia Olowolagba. There
wasn't Folasade Orimoogunje in the bank's records".

Akin promised not to leak Felicia (Folasade) 's secret if she returned
the money so that Orimoogunje's children can complete their schooling.
Felicia secretly returned the money into the safe. Alao, Akangbe's
brother, wrote a thank-you letter to Akin Olofintoto.

Sex is an invitation card.

Sex is an invitation card to children. Imagine that you are enjoying
life in your house when somebody invites you to an occasion. She
keeps reminding you of the date whenever you meet and even via the
Internet. On the D-day, you go to the venue only to be clubbed to
death by your host! How will you feel?

Even if you were raped, why not give birth and give the child up for
adoption instead of killing the innocent child while the rapists go
scotfree?

It is a woman's duty to close her legs or use protection when
she isn't ready for motherhood or has had enough children. She is the
only one who will risk her life and fertility in an abortion if she
allows herself to be sweet-talked into sex before she is ready.

Before sleeping with a man (even if he is your own husband), ask
yourself: Will I be able to rear this child alone if this man deserts
me or asks me to abort? If your answer is No, zip up or use
protection.